Little Known Fact #1

Did you know that Faulkner once served as the postmaster at the University of Mississsippi post office?

He apparently sucked. Was known to throw away mail, ignore patrons, and otherwise lack customer service skills.

Which sounds like he was a very normal postal employee, indeed.

When asked to resign (which he readily agreed to), Faulkner reportedly said, "I reckon I'll be at the beck and call of folks with money all my life, but thank God I won't ever again have to be at the beck and call of every son of a bitch who's got two cents to buy a stamp."